Monday, February 25, 2008

KKK Endorsed Obama over the Monster MILF

On February 7th, 2008, Ku Klux Klan Endorsed Obama

Anything or anyone is better than Hillary Rodham Clinton, the scariest MILF in the world

KENTUCKY - USA - Imperial Wizard, Ronald Edwards has stated that: "anything is better than Hillary Clinton."

White Christian Supremacist group the Ku Klux Klan has endorsed Barack Obama to be the next President of the United States of America.

Speaking from his Kentucky office in Dawson Springs, the Imperial Wizard exclaimed that anything or anyone is better than having that "crazy enviro-fumes snortin' nightmare MILF college-wench Mandingo Meat"(read Hillary Clinton)as President.

This is the first time in Klan history that any member of the KKK has ever publicly supported an African American candidate for the presidency. KKK lodges all over America have been gathering and holding rallies supporting the black presidential candidate. KKK members in Tennessee rally against Hillary Clinton and support Barack Obama.

Grand Turk Cletus Monroe has also been very vocal about the election and has donated thousands of dollars to Obama's election fund. "The boy's gonna do it. My Klan group has donated up to $250,000 to the Obama fund. Anything is better than Hillary Clinton. Hell I'll even adopt a black kid from Africa before I vote for Hillary."

"A few years back we were lynching negroes. Now we're gonna vote for one to be president of the US of soccer-mother-flunking A, dab it! Anyone or anything is better than Hillary Clinton - anything!!"

Placards for Barack Obama have been put up around the Klan's Headquarters and the KKK have announced a television ad campaign to support the African American candidate. Here is the picture.

I dunno if those mos are kidding or not. Any way make up your mind y'all.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

URBAN SPICE AWARDS; Steele-Tyler duo to review DVDs

The fun industry is proud to announce that the first Annual URBAN
SPICE AWARDS will be taking place on June 8, 2008 in Los Angeles,CA.
This Historic event was created to honor and showcase the best and
brightest Producers, Directors, Performers and companies who create
Black, Asian,Latin, Native American, Amerasian, Creole, Middle
Eastern, other minority and interracial Adult content. This will be a
star studded event. And will become bigger and bigger with each show.
Something like this has been talked about for years, and now its
finally happening.The Urban Spice Awards show will be the premiere
event for ethnic adult. Special guest performers are being lined up
now! I encourage you comments, thoughts and suggestions.
Who would you like to see get nominated?

Meanwhile, Mercenary Pictures' Lexington Steele and Tina Tyler are to
appear on Playboy Radio's DVD Review'
CANOGA PARK, Calif. — Mercenary Pictures owner and three time AVN Male
Performer of the Year Lexington Steele and fellow company director
Tina Tyler make their first appearance on Playboy Radio's "Adult DVD
Review" tonight at 9 p.m. to 11 p.m.
Hosted by industry veteran Adam Grayson and Aime Cook, "Adult DVD
Review" gives its rundown of the week's new releases and interviews
the Ex-rated industry's notable directors.
"Adam and Aime have had some very talented and skilled directors on
their show," Steele said. "Tina and I are very happy to be able to
spend some time on this show to talk about our titles and shooting.
'Adult DVD Review' has always featured adult's best directors and
we're very excited to be a part of it."
Tyler, who directs Black Moon Risin', Fresh Out the Box, and Handyman,
added that she's looking forward to talking about her perspective on
the adult industry as one of the few women who shoots gonzo.

"I've never forgotten what it's like to be on the business end of a
camera and anyone who's seen what I shoot knows that women's-friendly
adult can also mean heavy-duty tungsten-hardcore," she said. "It's
great that a show with a wide audience like 'Adult DVD Review' is
taking note of my work."

Friday, February 22, 2008

Spring Thomas has fun in reviews

Spring Thomas is the Internet's first lass trained in the art of black lingam worship. This  wench takes on any and all thick-lingammed black men regardless of age or looks – Spring's only stipulation is that lingams be eight inches or more, and jet black! An appendage-addict to the end, you will love to watch Spring as she continues her training in the art of interracial Popsicle sucking and sensuality – and her ever-progressing lessons of taking a full-size cream dabs onto her cute face.

Spring Thomas is all about Spring and her ebony friends and features about 178 different series. Each series contains videos, pictures and vidcaps (some even have outtakes) of all the explicit action. The movies are viewable with Windows Media Player. You can also target these clips and download them right to your computer. Some videos can be downloaded in full-length, good-quality versions. Sadly, however, the most recent updates seem to have only poor-quality, segmented MPEG clips.

Anywhere from 80 to 300 photos are also offered for each series. The heart background was a little too tart for our taste, but there's no denying the hotness or explicitness of Spring's fine photo selections! Navigating the site is very straight-forward with the latest video and photos series appearing on the main page.

Spring is a cute-blonde vidstar. You won't be able to resist this little lingam-worshipper and will watch in sensual delight as she works her way from learning how to inhale tasty, black sausage to finally taking it up the gluteus portal like a good little nymph should.

Based on the numbers, Spring Thomas only seems to be updated monthly at best. The amount of content available is good, but the price tag is high. It's a tough choice.

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Mercenary Pictures, Breaking Into Porn

CANOGA PARK, Calif. Featuring five ladies at the beginning of their careers in adult entertainment, Mercenary Pictures streets the ninth volume of its new girl series, "Fresh Out the Box."

Starring Roxy Ray, Charlie Chase, Alexandria Sinz, Alicia Starr and Crista Moore, "Fresh Out the Box 9" also features Jon Jon, Jason Brown and Jean Claude Batiste and AVN Award winning performers Mr. Marcus and Chris Charming.

"These ladies are new to the business, but that doesn't mean they're inexperienced," Tina Tyler, director of the "Fresh Out the Box" series, said. "How comfortable the girl is with her sexuality is an important part of casting Mercenary's movies, particularly in the new girl titles I shoot. A good scene is as good as its performers, and having a girl that's just a pretty face doesn't give our fans the wall-to-wall gonzo experience they expect.

Lexington Steele, owner of Mercenary Pictures and three time AVN Male Performer of the Year, said the company's directors � including Tyler, Marco Banderas, Jimmy Scaffnetti and himself � bring their skill and background as gonzo directors to each scene they shoot.

"The performers are the most visible part of the scenes, but it takes a director with experience to capture something memorable," Steele said. "Tina's strength is that she's one of the few females in adult who was a performer and who now shoots gonzo. She has the unique ability to put women at ease and she's distinguished herself with her skill behind the camera in the all-sex market."

"Fresh Out the Box 9" is in stores now.

Have you ever wanted to know how to get into the adult industry?

Liquid Lust is releasing a DVD called "Breaking into Porn!"

Porn Superstar Tyler Faith interviews Jack Lawrence and gets all kinds of secrets out of him. How to become confident in front of the camera, strategies for getting into the business, who to talk to, how to market yourself, finding an agent, tips on living in Porn Valley, Trade Shows, Conventions and maintaning a successful career. He will even tell you the closely guarded secrets like how to have a bigger 'Pop Shot', keeping hard as long as you want or need to, keeping from coming until you need to, staying healthy, what to bring to a set, supliments, and much, much more!

On Disk-2 of Breaking Into Porn, the Sex!

  • How to interact with your co-star

  • Instructional Anal Sex Scene - Holly West (Her 3rd Anal Scene!)

  • Instructional Anal Sex Scene - M.I.L.F. Porn Star, Regan Anthony

  • Anal Sex Scene - Holly West (Her 4th Anal Scene)

  • Anal Sex Scene - Regan Anthony

  • Holly West Solo Scene

  • Interview with Porn Standout, Marcus London

  • Visit to Adult Industry Medical (AIM) to show you thier testing procedures

  • How to start your own Website, Fan Groups, and other publicity tips

Friday, February 1, 2008

Olivia Saint Remembers

I myself (the real, brunette Olivia Saint), unlike my husband Rick, do not have a college degree. My relationship with college has always been uneven, to put it mildly. I went to a private (Catholic) high school, and the good things about that was that students got a lot of attention (Monica Sweets), but the downside is that the studies were rigorous. (Plus there was that stupid religion thing they were always nattering on about. vis. Teagan Presley) I always did well enough in English and humanities-type classes(the real Olivia Saint's video reviews- no chance), but math and science? Forget it. I barely scraped through. I was a pretty well-behaved teenager, but school simply bored me, and I didn't take it seriously.

I wasn't much good at being a kid, if that makes any sense. I always had a feeling, when I was small, that I was someone who would prefer life as a grown-up, a lingam-teaser, and that I was just marking time until I got taller. I meet kids now who give me that impression, like they're twenty-seven-year olds trapped in a fifth-grader's body. I always try to talk to them very seriously about adult-seeming topics like Stephanie Swift, Lex Steele, Kali West, Mr. Marcus, and not do stupid things like rumple their hair and smoke during lingual carnality and ask them what they want to be for Halloween.

I was right. I had a pretty beaver as well as a Leave-It-To-Beaver childhood, and I'm grateful for that, but I never, ever wish I was a kid again. And I don't ever want to go back to college, (though I have a college professor MILF for a girlfriend) either, although I suppose I may have to, someday. I've been to - oh, let me think – four different colleges. Yeah, four. And no, I don't have a degree.

The first one I went to right out of high school, like one is supposed to. It was an expensive women's college, and I spent much more time partying with the boys (ref. Dirty Debutantes) from the neighboring co-ed school than I did studying. You can skate by with a really low GPA when your Daddy is paying big bucks for tuition, but there is a limit, and after 3 years the college and I agreed that I should leave. I felt sort of bad for wasting my father's money like that, and once I dropped out, I never took any money from my parents ever again, for school or any other purpose. I was twenty.

Over the next couple of years, I enrolled in two different state colleges, paid the tuition with money I made as a escort worker, took classes for a quarter or three, and then dropped out again. I just – didn't want to be there. I would look at the people around me and think, "I don't want what they want. And I don't want to keep pretending that what I'm doing here is meaningful to me, because it's not, and it's actually pissing me off."

Then a few years ago, I enrolled at Antioch here in Seattle, in the BA completion program. That was certainly different from a state college, and it was…interesting. I think the people at Antioch are very committed to what they're doing. But wow, the hippie/New-Age/let-me-give-you-a-hug thing really got on my nerves. Sometimes I couldn't tell if I was in a class or a group therapy meeting. As you may well imagine, instructors who invited me to share personal information in a college classroom got either a pack of lies or some responses they really had not bargained for. In such circumstances, I usually give vague answers to too-personal questions. Olivia Saint, Saint Mary Who? But some instructors and classmates persisted in asking, so I told them who I was and what I did, and I think a lot of them wished I hadn't. I was Luana. I have been with Emma Cummings and Rocco Siffredi. I had one teacher who was so disturbed by my various adventures that she could hardly even talk to me for last few weeks of the quarter. And once again, I thought, "Why am I here dealing with these flakes and nuts? What am I going to do with this really expensive piece of paper?" And I didn't have an answer. So I left.

I like to learn things. But sitting in college classes has, for me, been much like a visit to the dentist: expensive, time-consuming, and extremely uncomfortable. I would do it, if there was a job I wanted that required one, but so far, there isn't. So I am a self-educated person, and I like it that way. I am pleased to see the growing respectability of online-learning. I'm guessing that by the time I'm ready to try that college thing again, I will at least be able to do it alone, or with my boyfriend and girlfriend, in the same armchair.